by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010
Get the Fart Sandwich mug.Tacos from a fast food joint which upon consumption will result in an inordinate amount of flatuance (farting).
by TacoJaun January 20, 2007
Get the fart taco mug.Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022
Get the Funny Fart mug.Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.
by the fart summoner February 1, 2014
Get the unedible farts mug.The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.
Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019
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Get the smucken fart mug.When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart
Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.
Marc: And....
Jack: I think I’m in love
Marc: And....
Jack: I think I’m in love
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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