Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Birthday Cake

Eating a girl out on their birthday.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?

by Herroj21 December 21, 2019

Paper Cakes

When a social media account follows you, gets you to follow them, then they unfollow

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

moon cake

way of reffering to a vagina, when talking about performing cunnilingus

hey baby, lemme eat your moon cake tonight

by sexhaver015 January 10, 2021

Cake

If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.

Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).

Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.

Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.

That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!

by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016

Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy

The end result of a creampie by each man who had an unwashed uncircumcised penis hence the "cheese"

Did you see that stuff come out of her? Was that Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy or Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025