Chocolate

A treat made out of cocoa

You fell for it...

YOU: CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF COCOA?
ME: NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!

by Girly Deffinitions April 22, 2017

chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon

When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.

by Ombligo July 13, 2015

Chocolate drizzle nut

Penis with doo doo spreaded on your balls

Can I have some of your chocolate drizzle nut please Daddyyyy

by Blasiaa Jones June 4, 2022

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

Toxic Chocolate

Used to describe an attractive woman or and man of chocolate skin manipulating the situation to work in their favor

Kali from ATL is so fineeee, she one toxic chocolate

by Toxic Chocolate February 7, 2022