may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day

Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*

by Hhggj May 22, 2023

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Gorilla Tits

Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.

They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

Pump tits

Do a chest workout

I’m going to the gym to pump tits

by subadubdub June 23, 2021

Tit biscuit

Means you have biscuit tits

Jack Egan eats tit biscuits

by Sam Garlow March 11, 2021

Wamba tits

A person usually named Rocky with big tits
Wamba tits

Look at that Wamba tits oh it’s just Rocky

by anonymous June 25, 2022

Beefy Tits

Andrews nipples

Look at those beefy tits

by Big boy leg warmers April 21, 2016