Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021

throb n' suck

Having oral sex while your partner is throbbing.

The two were so horny they started throbbing n' sucking, taking turns.
throb n' suck

by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb March 10, 2021

Suck hard

A women grabing a dick and sucking hard

Kriste Suck hard

by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters

Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...

by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

pornhub sucks

A Hater of Pornhub

Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.

by Llllllll99999 November 20, 2021