When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 10, 2024
A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
by YaBoi Hibberto December 07, 2018
Latinos with the exception of a few from the 626 area code. Usually seen eating tacos, or making good beans.
by Estaban Julio Ricardo Montoya February 20, 2015
Black Mexican food is a combination of Jackie Moist and Ace, a more mathematical way is Jackie Moist + Ace = Black Mexican Food.
by birdsarentreal2018 November 24, 2018
A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.
Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.
by Father Nutbuster March 31, 2025
by B With The D March 14, 2024
by MasPet March 27, 2024