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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
mugGet the Bearmug.

NIGGLEY BEAR

She is woman
She is Ninjette
She is Proud
She is Blizzack!
Bliggity Bliggity Black✊🏾
Oooo man, I’m scared of her.

She a whole Ninjette!

She’ll Niggley Bear yo azz if you disrespect her “Brotha’s” and “Sista’s”!
Soul Sista FO REAL!!!✊🏾🤎
by Niggley Bear December 17, 2023
mugGet the NIGGLEY BEARmug.

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 7, 2010
mugGet the Care-bear bathmug.

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.
Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 24, 2021
mugGet the Bears in the roadmug.

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
mugGet the blond teddy bearmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
mugGet the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".mug.

gummy bears are chasing me

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM
by anonymous March 5, 2025
mugGet the gummy bears are chasing memug.

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