Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022
Get the Bearmug. Oooo man, I’m scared of her.
She a whole Ninjette!
She’ll Niggley Bear yo azz if you disrespect her “Brotha’s” and “Sista’s”!
Soul Sista FO REAL!!!✊🏾🤎
She a whole Ninjette!
She’ll Niggley Bear yo azz if you disrespect her “Brotha’s” and “Sista’s”!
Soul Sista FO REAL!!!✊🏾🤎
by Niggley Bear December 17, 2023
Get the NIGGLEY BEARmug. When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 7, 2010
Get the Care-bear bathmug. Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 24, 2021
Get the Bears in the roadmug. Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
Get the blond teddy bearmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".mug. by anonymous March 5, 2025
Get the gummy bears are chasing memug.