Table Ass

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

by B. King July 13, 2006

Ass Shots

To hold a member of the opposite sex upside down while pouring liquor down the crack of her/his ass while a buddy lays on the ground and slurps it up.

"Jill thinks her last batch of ass shots tasted like her boyfriends dick!"

by Morley September 16, 2007

ass puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

by n6ko January 20, 2003

My ass

The rude way of saying that you dont care

A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/

by Alishimi January 1, 2017

BULLDOZER ASS

Someone with an enormous ass.

Bertha's bulldozer ass engulfed the chair.

by Drew2007 June 19, 2007

Ass Hurt

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

by country_girl40 December 17, 2010

Shit Ass

after returning to mexico and having explosive diarehha on the plane when there's no toilet paper. therefore you cannot get a clean wiping of your ass so the mexican pigs have to lick it off.

i had to waddle like a penguin so i wouldnt spread my shit ass around. good thing we had those pigs.

by should i tell my mom im gay?? December 18, 2009