ass puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

by n6ko January 20, 2003

My ass

The rude way of saying that you dont care

A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/

by Alishimi January 1, 2017

BULLDOZER ASS

Someone with an enormous ass.

Bertha's bulldozer ass engulfed the chair.

by Drew2007 June 19, 2007

Shit Ass

after returning to mexico and having explosive diarehha on the plane when there's no toilet paper. therefore you cannot get a clean wiping of your ass so the mexican pigs have to lick it off.

i had to waddle like a penguin so i wouldnt spread my shit ass around. good thing we had those pigs.

by should i tell my mom im gay?? December 18, 2009

Ass Hurt

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

by country_girl40 December 17, 2010

Red Ass

In Texas: one who is beyond being a bad ass, one who will do whatever it takes to get the job done and will shoot first and ask questions later.

Don't mess with Johnny, he's red ass, you know.

by Gil January 12, 2005

Needle Ass

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.

Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.

by John Wesley February 12, 2008