Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

slap

sounds like a plan

“hey, u wanna get dinner tonight?”
“oh, yeah slap”

by genalbo February 21, 2021

Cobra Slap

The act of deep charm of the Cobra snake and you wake up to being slapped on the face by a snake charmers dick

Nathaniel was talking about snakes so I hit him with a Cobra Slap

by Randomd2slave July 12, 2025

slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs

If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!

by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018

SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024