man pocketted

When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.

Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.

by Liddy34 December 14, 2009

man banjo

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).

Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!

by Wetpants January 13, 2011

Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 April 9, 2011

Disney man

Someone who is posh or speaks posh, but begs slang and is an absolute Bitch!

DM: You are so irritating you nitty person! Friend: I beg you shutup, u Disney man..

by tes95 April 16, 2011

man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 12, 2010

Brittle Man

A self-proclaimed superhero from inner-city Frankfurt whose only superpower is the ability to break into many pieces upon contact with ANYTHING.
(He has yet to win his first confrontation with his arch-nemesis, The Green Lantern.)

Brittle Man: I have come to break.....you.

by rock'n sock'em boppers July 24, 2010

man jollies

The testicular area, and/or the testicles.

God damn, my man jollies itch.

You've got some nice man jollies there, bob.

by Ethan Itzkow August 11, 2005