As a bisexual man..

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."

*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

labored as a soldier

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting

if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier

by parcheesi87 October 5, 2009

Straight As a Mountain Pass

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."

by King CJK December 13, 2010

cracking a sad

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.

This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")

by sunshineme June 19, 2009

pull a Savannah

A minor who dates and/or has sex with an adult.

"James is so hot, I'd totally bang that."
"Ew Jessi, don't pull a Savannah!"

"Did you hear Claire is dating Alex!"
"She is totally pulling a Savannah!"

by Chessur_ May 30, 2016

Pull a sayori

To pull a sayori means to commit suicide because in the game DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club) A character named Say or I is struggling with depression which makes her kill herself, thus, making the phrase "Pull (ing) a Say or I" <3

I'm gonna pull a Sayori if she doesn't give me my phone back
Girl shut up

by Hatsumemikuuu January 1, 2022