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yelp whore

(n) A person on Yelp who has a million reviews and most of them 5 stars, for places they couldn't have been to.
This fucking yelp whore who praised this garage and I got royally hosed in the booty when I used him. The work sucked and my car won't start! When I check all other reviews the yelp who're wrote, they were 5 stars in 27 states coast to coast in 4 months! If I ever see them in real life, I'm going to hit them with a Tony Danza!!!
by Cittidude September 8, 2016
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Uncommon Whore

Somebody that's married just with her husband.
That woman is such an uncommon whore. Look at her, with her husband and only her husband. What an uncommon whore.
by la dash uh August 16, 2016
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a-whore-able

adjective used to describe a person or thing that is adorable, yet subtly slutty
Girl one: Is this shirt too revealing? There's this guy I want to impress but I don't want him to think I'm a slut...

Girl two: Oh my god no it's just the right amount of slutty! Totally a-whore-able!
by booger nipple July 20, 2016
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gargle of whores

A grouping of four or more whores.
That's the nastiest gargle of whores I've eve scene.
by Kblunt June 28, 2016
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Dice whore

A person so into tabletop roleplaying that they will jump at any oppertunity to roll dice, be it yahtzee or character creation for games they will never even play.

They favor d100 tables and the more dice necessary to get to an end result the better.
Nick: Do you think Paul would be up for another campaign?
Hans: Of course man, he would jump the chance, guys a dice whore.
by HaNZ1xD May 28, 2016
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Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.
James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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Rum Whore

A woman of the night who works for alcoholic beverages.
Guy: how much is that gonna be
Whore: two bottles of vodka

Guy: oh, looks like we got a Rum Whore here boys
by Boblovestacos January 18, 2018
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