Glossy Taco

A Glossy Taco is a topcoat that is applied after you're done with your nails. It hardens as it dries preventing scratches, chipping and peeling.

After Cristine is done with her holo glitter nails she seals them off with a Glossy Taco.

by Amria April 18, 2018

Taco Belly

The tummy developed by a new stripper after a year or two in the industry. The small gut that is developed after consuming late night junk food after gaining cash windfalls in the stripper industry.

That chicks been stripping here for a year or so and she already has a Taco Belly.

by Typhoon spruce March 8, 2023

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Glossy taco

When a girls pussy is wet before fucking... or glossy taco meaning glossy topcoat as simply nailogical would say...not a hater...

Guy: so u wanna have sex
Girl: sure
Guy: *pulls off thong
Guy: what the fuck! a glossy taco
Guy: have u been jerking off at my boner?
Girl: what the hell is a glossy taco
Guy: when ur wet before we fuck
Girl: get out of my house!

by is ur muffin buttered? June 17, 2019

Glossy Taco

Refers to a glossy top coat used in nails and nail art.

Now let's finish this nail with a glossy taco .

by IncaNeon April 18, 2018