pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.

Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.

by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.

That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025

Piss lake

when a lake drains on a full moon a band of thousand of snipers piss in the empty lake and call it the piss lake

snipers:*makes piss lake*
spy:WTF

by raybeez February 21, 2022

piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.

"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

piss stamp

When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!

"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!

by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017

Piss head

A piss head is an African American male who dyes their hair to an obnoxious blonde

Odell Beckham Jr. is a very big endorser of the piss head look

by B Stanley gas donuts January 3, 2017

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022