Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Nutter Butter

A person who is absolutely filthy at gaming, no one stands a chance against a nutter butter. A nutter butter will ALWAYS dump a shit on you

No skin: “Guy 240!, he just double pumped me!”
No skins friend: “damn dude that guys a nutter butter”

by Wtf1276 June 9, 2018

goober butter

stuff that comes out of a peen

Carla: Have you seen jacks goober butter picture?
Jenna:OMG!!!Noo???

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

Nutter Butter

When you cum on a girl's stomach and rub it all around her body like lotion, like she's your bread you're buttering her with your nut.

"I nutter buttered my girlfriend last night and she has a really bad rash on her skin now"

by SexxyyHotMess12 June 12, 2018

Nut butter

Shiiiiii fuck around in find out.

I’m a lesbian but I’ll eat nut butter

by Chickenbutterguts June 9, 2024