mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020

Titty Beans

Used as a reference for the nipples.

Bryan - "Damn that girl's titty beans are popping!"
Josh - "They sure are!"

by BigSuc June 24, 2021

grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 08, 2018

silly little bean sprout

what raymond and connor call eli and klitz as a joke

raymond: “be right back you silly little bean sprouts”
eli: “ WHAT THE FUCK”

by lukewarm water July 30, 2022

Nick da bean

That one really spicy bean in your burrito. That motherfucker. Also a really fucking annoying person.

He's a Nick da bean alright. that little motherfucker.

by Nick da bean November 28, 2021

saggy bean

A bean like shaped vagina that smells like peas

"Wow the girl I slept with last night had a saggy bean!"

by Lolingbean March 08, 2016

saggy bean

A bean shaped vagina, that smells like peas.

"The girl I slept with had a saggy bean"
"Wow that's not common"

by Lolingbean March 10, 2016