What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

by ELJAMS June 2, 2024

Los Angeles Bean Drop

When you are out in public and use the restroom, hover over the toilet seat or the floor and take a shit but not pushing hard enough to take a full shit.

Did Kyle tell you what he did when we were at the Marina? Kyle did the Los Angeles Bean Drop while standing on the stall door, honestly it was the most dedicated thing he’s ever done.

by Wheezy P.(WP) July 23, 2024

Tweaking On The Bean

The particular frenzy or stimulation you feel after drinking too much coffee. Can also be used as an euphemism for clitoral masturbation.

"He had 5 coffees today, bro is tweaking on the bean."
"I got home, into bed, got my vibrator out, and spent all night tweaking on the bean."

by Trixie666 December 28, 2024

Xiao Hao Zong Bean

chicken and noodle and sweet bean inside dumpling very yummy

Herro, do you have Xiao Hao Zong Bean P-rease, thank you very muchhy, thank you fat American piggy piggy fat pig

by Xiao Ling Bing January 9, 2025