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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
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Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016
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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick
Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!
by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008
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Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up
Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.
by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023
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Creamsicle Tootsie Roll

A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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Roll

What is a roll of pills
How many pills are in a roll
by Daddy j 2121 February 20, 2022
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