fuckle butters

A term of endearment used when one girl loves another extremely excessively handsome man
You got me pregnant fuckle butters
by sunshinebutters January 26, 2016
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butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.
Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.
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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 01, 2023
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Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.
“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”
by Penal man May 01, 2020
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maple butter

Jimmy put maple butter on his cookie. It tasted like peak.
by RealTrey19 November 30, 2024
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butter mom

A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!

Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
by Pousletktez May 05, 2024
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