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suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
mugGet the National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]mug.

suck my dick day

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
by for the boys xx August 2, 2021
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Sucking Eggs

Verb. The moment you realize you are be beyond tired and gassed. Also can be used to foreshadow a very tiring or difficult experience ahead.
I am sucking eggs after milking those male cows all day long in 105 degree weather.
by DaddyJoshey May 20, 2022
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Suck-Fucker

A person that would save a shot, within the last 5 seconds of a match of rocket league, and cause you to cry out so loud, your mother-in-law would scold you at 2am.
That motherfucking suck-fucker just saved my shot!
by Ricky Strike March 7, 2019
mugGet the Suck-Fuckermug.

High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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Suck Presents

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
by SGMinty September 9, 2008
mugGet the Suck Presentsmug.

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