Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

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Sex Chicken

A rubber chicken used for sexual interaction. The chicken can be penetrated or squeaked for its sound; bringing pleasure.

“Are you ready, babe?”

“One second, let me grab the Sex Chicken”

by Yakubiangangsta April 18, 2020

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Shark Sex

Violent sex where the male/dominant partner leaves marks on female/non-dominant partner.

Hi, I’m Rick, May I buy you a drink? My name is Suzann, sure but I’m into Shark Sex. Cool Suzann, I’ve visited the aquarium and still do, now what are you drinking?

by NW Beach Bum November 6, 2020

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Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

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sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata

I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.

by dragonsnakelover July 1, 2011

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(Usually heterosexual) sex, after which the female party rates it a 3 out of 10 and the male rates it a 7 out of 10. The average rating is a 5, so it’s mid sex.

This also applies to any instance of intercourse with the average rating of 5.

When she sees a “Saturday’s are for the boys” flag in his room, she knows she’s about to have extremely mid sex.

by mistakex10 July 22, 2021

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