pop rock yo dick

The act of sucking a dick with pop rocks in your mouth. Extremely hot.

1.
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!

2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock

Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out

So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out

Chorus

So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too

Chorus

Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r

by poprockyodick July 11, 2009

get my rocks off

orgasm

The first thing i had to do was finger myself and get my rocks off before i got any more stressed

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

Rock 'n' roll tobacco

Weed

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?

by Eric Maan November 23, 2009

rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

by Jay Clarkson June 24, 2005

mothers against hard rock

A shadowy group of mothers opposed to "hard rock" music. So far they have targeted popular post-hardcore/screamo/emo/whatever you want to define them as bands My Chemical Romance and the Used. This is considered by many an attack on the 1st Amendment right to free speech and a petition started on the internet as a protest to this has gained over 4,000 signatures so far. This group (MAHR) appears to have no known website (at least a Yahoo search turned up nothing) and little appears to be known about it at this time except that they are trying to ban bands that many people love.

I signed a petition against Mothers Against Hard Rock because MCR is cool and I hate censorship.

by andriod5 October 06, 2005

Rock n' Roll Breakfast

A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.

This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.

Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.

by turnuptheac August 08, 2007

mothers against hard rock

A stupid group of idiotic weirdos who randomly decided they didn't like My Chemical Romance and The Used and decided to try to ban them, while they don't go after the REALLY bad shit like that dumbass song 'Sexy Back' which is like way more...retarded than anything by MCR and/or The Used. They're trying to take away the freedom of speech, even though the U.S. government already did, thanks to Bush. Why they don't target the really bad crap, the world may never know.

Idiotic Weirdo1: Hey I'm bored let's go try to ban rock bands!
Idiotic Weirdo2: Good idea let's call ourselves Mothers Against Hard Rock!!!

by person thing December 24, 2006