New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

Siberian New Balance

when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment

Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!

by earnsmojo January 31, 2021

New Transatlantic Accent

The voice used by vlog celebrities to sound informative and authoritative. A mix of the California raised question-like tone at the end of sentences and the monotonal drone of news and radio professionals. A purposefully polished accent that only exists in blogs and youtube videos.

The name is derived from the old Transatlantic (or Mid-Atlantic) Accent, an accent specifically designed for film, television, and media that blended posh sounding British accent with American pronunciation to create a high class sound. (Known users of the Transatlantic Accent are Katharine Hepburn, Bette Davis, and early Vincent Price)

Tommy's Neuroscience vlog never really took off so he started using the New Transatlantic Accent. Now he sounds like a dick but he has more than 30,000 followers.

by chronocaptain February 16, 2021

Emerson New Jersey

A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb

Don’t you dare go to Emerson New Jersey.

by WilburSoot5000 March 23, 2021