A bro-mancing, bordering on douche-bag status kind of guy, that likes to show off how jacked he is by going to one or all of the following: the tanning salon, the beach, or poolside for the express purpose of enhancing their jacked bodies.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
by elo-fo-sho July 1, 2009
Get the man tanner mug.a man whore. usually used around said man so he won't know what you are calling him. the a in man is pronounced long like a combination of a and o.
by bri_ruca September 14, 2009
Get the man schlappa mug.A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.
Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"
by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010
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an emotional overload in the male genome comprised of random bitch fits for the homosexual or douche bag syndrome with the heterosexual including excessive violence from both sides.
an emotional overload in the male genome comprised of random bitch fits for the homosexual or douche bag syndrome with the heterosexual including excessive violence from both sides.
by deyomb567 January 19, 2010
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ayy nigga, we need to have a man twalk.
hey bro, you have a minute? i think we need to have a man twalk
hey bro, you have a minute? i think we need to have a man twalk
by the flyin hawaiian November 12, 2009
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he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
by pablo jones jones December 1, 2009
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by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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