Monster of Love

Originally a Sparks song (eaten by the Monster of Love) "Monster of Love" is a personification of love, being represeted as a monster that eats people up, and spits out people with all the cliche signs of being in love (doey eyes, big grins etc.)

It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes
Sick sickly smiles
It just isn't right

And my father said "don't worry, son"
But look at him, he should have run
Eaten by the monster of love

by Here Kitty April 20, 2009

Love Pen

Love pen - a slang term for the male genitalia more commonly known as "penis." Used in conjunction with the word writing

"Hey, Mickey, is it true you like writing inside men with your love pen?"
"Well, I've got plenlty of ink, I just need the paper."

by Malaria July 10, 2005

love that nigga

When two guy friends say good bye to each other

Guy 1: Love that nigga

Guy 2: Love that nigga back

by Supasillynasty February 20, 2019

Tipper Love

when a guy gets a lap dance, tipper means tip-her, love is self explanatory.

"she give me tipper love."

by DRS suffield January 12, 2009

Love Spam

A garrulous, slightly black-humored, self-deprecating, and completely unpersonalized email sent to friends in family to keep in touch.

While it was nice to know Tom was trying to keep in touch, all I would ever receive were his impersonal Love Spams.

by biznizzy December 20, 2008

Gift of Love

STD.

Hot guys send out Gift of Love.

by Shana Baileys January 1, 2012

love spam

spam of a loving sort, commonly enjoyed by people that appreciate the nice sort of creepiness shared within certain relationships.

often used on facebook and through texts.
however, may not be met with appreciation by those who don't have a sense of humour.

matt: "I LOVE YOU"
matt: "<3"
matt: "I LOVE YOU LOTS"
matt: "LOTS OF LOVE"
ash: can you quit the love spam, please.

by lovespammmm February 17, 2010