white pine middle school

a place where crackheads go

girl: should i go to white pine middle school?
boy: yes if your a crackhead

by fatbitch.com October 25, 2019

central middle school

North Shore school in Chicago suburbs where you either know someone that’s gay or in a band, no exceptions.

WJHS KID: Hey do you know that person that is gay and in a band from central middle school?
CENTRAL KID: which one?

by paeuganritual29 September 17, 2022

Middle School

3 pointless years of life wasted that you could never take back. You spend 8 hours and 5 days a week getting hw you never even do and seeing drunk teachers try to solve a math problem.

5th grader: How is middle school life
8th grader: 3 pointless yeats of my life wasted.

by alex3300 March 10, 2019

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

by icicle57 October 9, 2025

Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

by peepee222 July 5, 2023

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.

The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019

Oolitic Middle School

only the definition of failures go here. you walk in the bathroom and see two girls having sex, look away. you walk upstairs and see two dudes fondling eachother, normal shit. if you dont come back from your weekend and tell everyone about how you smoked weed, drank and fucked bitches, just transfer.

Oolitic Middle School is the only place i wouldnt want my kids to go

by emofag69420 September 23, 2021