Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here

Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:

by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024

build a bear

build a bear is a chain of stores commonly found in a mall they are known for stuffed animals that range from teddy bears to cats and dogs build a bear is a fun mall store.

susie and her brother fred and their mom are at the mall during a summer day i would like to go to build a bear to get a new teddy bear friend fred tells his mom and his sister susie that would be a lot of fun susie tells her brother

by Backstroke swimmer 24 February 11, 2024

Kaynen Pookie Bear

used when you can't get Kaynen off your mind

"Ahh, i miss my, Kaynen Pookie Bear!"

by L4ndonm4x February 11, 2024

Polar Bear

Somebody that doesn’t belong. Originates from the “What da hell is a polar bear doin in Arlington Texas 😭😭😭” reaction image.

*Sees a group of people and some of them don’t belong in it*
“A bunch of polar bears here”

by TheFillerText February 23, 2024

Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.

"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."

by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024