Fuck Head

If someone pisses you off, same thing as dumb ass or stupid.

Oh my god. Brandon was being SUCH a fuck head today. I dont know why anyone likes him.

by YOUR MOM sucks HAIRY balls. September 10, 2009

The Fuck Index

The Fuck Index (TFI), also known as The Google Fuck Poll, is a DIY poll like the Gallup Poll, but available to "we the people". It best used for measuring the relative popularity of key politicians, past and present. It is tested by doing a "Fuck <enter name>" on a Google Search, and reading the totals. Currently Obama is at 23 million hits for "Fuck Obama", whereas "Fuck Bush" has dropped to less than 2 million.

Democrap: Boy, I am so happy I voted for Obama, he's beat Bush 10 times over on The Fuck Index.

Repube: You used the Google Fuck Poll to get that? You Jackass! How could you people be so stupid! The Fuck Index is not a good thing. It means ppl think Obama is 10 times worse than Bush.

by Bitschlap Watch January 11, 2010

fuck shorty

A girl you fuck a lot but still care about. You can fuck other girls too for sure though.

LaShawndah is a total fuck shorty. I got love for her, but I fuck other girls too.

by T dicks motha fucka December 13, 2009

fuck stop

A friend with benefits in another city. No matter how far away or how long ago since you've seen each other, you can always plan on getting laid while you're visiting their city.

Oh, we can certainly crash there - he's my fuck stop.

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

Professor Fuck

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

by Research Girl June 20, 2011

fuck sticker

When you have a sticker stuck to your dick.

Damn, Tanner got a fuck sticker last night.

by ilovethatsexydoctor01 November 7, 2010

fuck scout

one who scouts for pussy.

man, there's no good pussy at dis party, yo. we need a fuck scout.

by Gregg Sells December 12, 2006