Off the grid masturbation

Solo masturbation that occurs without use of the internet, computers/devices, or television. Such as with magazines, imagination, memories, paper photos etc.

I engaged in some off the grid masturbation when the power went out.

by IW64 April 18, 2019

I’m baking off

I’m chilling

I’m baking off real quick

by Max and Liam are gay September 13, 2020

Testicular Stand-off

When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.

When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off.

by Mau-Man October 16, 2020

have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

Boid Off

when some says something and another person just kisses there teeth of says whatever or gets aired

Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: KTT (kiss their teeth)
Guy 3: you got boid off guy 1. lol

by mikes2302 January 10, 2009

go off

when you're an eshay and you want to make fun of the weird kid in your class

eg "AyyE gO off Ishan"

by hibichh February 12, 2019

Off piece

Improvised, or off of the main trail.

We started out on the trail, but when we got off piece, we had to bush wack for hours.

by Hackattack36 May 7, 2017