beans and burittos

Saying goodbye
Almost like “peace, love, happiness”

“Ok man I’m leaving”
“Beans and burritos my dude!”
beans and burittos

by yoyoyowhuttup February 18, 2019

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016

stupid beans

Fucking bullshit

Homie: you I just fucked your bitch
Me: Stupid beans

by waterguy29 November 10, 2017

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

Bean

He was put under a lot of pressure when he was stuck inside a fucking car and then set alight then crushed by a car, but he survived it, he also doesnt know what an orgasm is

R.I.P beans’ dad

Me and the boy at 3PM looking for Bean

by Gucci gamer bath water July 21, 2019

Bean

A nick-name for someone who is called Ben as all you do is add an a

Bean quick! Get the gun!!

by Suc ur mom December 22, 2019

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021