new house syndrome

When one moves into a new house and never wants to leave. Symptoms leading up to this can be cats snuggling in your lap, peace and quiet, binge watching tv series, and more.

Ever since the move you always want to hang out at your place or you bail on work and plans to stay home... you have new house syndrome.

by TrickyVicky93 November 1, 2019

Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...

Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....

by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017

new urban mechanics

A strange, ragtag league of government employees infiltrating bureaucracy at the highest levels for the greater good. Since 2010.

What the hell are those pesky new urban mechanics up to? Oh, I see. Cool.

by nakedpilgrim May 4, 2018

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

Fairytale of New York

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.

Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!

by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022

Groton New York

A Place were the football team fucking destroys Moravia and fucks their bitches

Groton New York the place to be!

by Anthony Mooreeee June 9, 2023

Herkimer, New York

Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.

Wanna come over?

Where do you live?

Herkimer, New York

I’ll pass.

by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019