Joe Rogan Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.

"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".

by Malarke August 23, 2008

Billy bob joe

Billy bob joe is the kinda guy that is a shweenie.

Oh that guy looks like a total shweenie, I bet he's a billy bob joe.

by Billybobjoeyo!!! October 25, 2017

Joe Biden has dementia

That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.

Joe Biden has dementia

This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"

by Skyrim550 December 29, 2021

Key West Sloppy Joe

The act of letting another man derive pleasure from burying his face in your ass whilst you shart.

"Jim told me he was gonna pick up a guy at the gloryhole by the Harley Davidson store and give him a Key West sloppy joe."

by Clitt Orris September 10, 2015

A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

by Herman Merman Bitch April 24, 2020

Joe Shit The Rag Man

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.

Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.

by Tooba November 28, 2007

Joe Shit The Rag Man

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)

Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"

by Renegade888 July 3, 2008