Hoe Cake

A male or female who has sexual relationships with alot if people.

Jessica: I seen Jason at the party yesterday. I gave him my cell number.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.

by Mrs. Jane November 28, 2019

Cake

When a set of beer is equal to 5 and each one is a different brand or brewer

I grabbed a cake of beer to try tonight

by Goldenfry March 21, 2021

Luna Cake

Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.

My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake

Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole

My uncle married a Luna Cake

by bulbul29 June 16, 2022

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Caked

Slang for being "fucked"

Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'

by levijmusic January 4, 2019

Cake Riding

When you ride a cake. Literally that’s all it is.

Karen was cake riding at her wedding, and everyone was in shock and awe.

by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018