Casa Grand Chocolate Hand

When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.

I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!

by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

Recycle Bin Red Handed

Discovering what should not have been found after a very poor attempt of deleting so called evidence...

Term related to a computer technophobe who actually thinks clicking delete on an incriminating photo, video, document or other actually got rid of it...

Jane... No, That never happened. You can check through my photos & videos if you like!

Joe... Yeah, I know, I already did that...and caught you Recycle Bin Red Handed! You dumbass...

Jane... but I deleted it...?

Jim... Yes, so you did...which makes it worse!

Jane... eh?

Jim... My point exactly!

by Schnoopy November 9, 2011

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

second-hand rage quitting

When you are in a voice call/video game and kick someone from the party/voice call due to you being mad at them

Dude why'd you just kick me from the call, that's just second-hand rage quitting

by RealityThief May 19, 2022

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016