penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020

Funny weird

Klaudia

When a boy call your funny weird then stops talking to you :/

by Carley22 February 16, 2020

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020

mrs weilgart

the reason that shows why people are still virgins

that person is a mrs weilgart

by chicken ficken March 10, 2020

Fuckin weird

My friend Farah said "fuckin weird" is the new pretty.

I'm the CEO of taking fuckin weird pictures

by Fuckin weird April 30, 2020

green weiner

it means that you have a "smol weiner" because they are refrencing yoda
but secretly yoda has footlong so dont be fustrated from saying green weiner be thankful

you have a smol green weiner,

by dekusfriendbaku May 4, 2020