McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Two Wuv

A condition where a person sings about having a crush on the Oslen twins for no reason and they have a blue tie

Zeebin: Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand tha-
The Oslen twins: Ew get away
*Zeebin is now sad but still sings two Wuv*

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something

Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.

by Csine January 18, 2008

the two crew

a completely siick youtube production company featuring chase and rachelle as the lead entertainers

"dude did you see the new video from the two crew?"
"yeah it was hella siick; they both know jesus"
"yeah fo sho, i think chase is the hotter one."
"fo sho"

by chasethebrilliant January 4, 2009

two fists up

stance of the wisemen; defense wins championships

As they posed for the picture, Nae threw two fists up for the crew.

by naesent May 5, 2024

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024