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drop kicked lasagna

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022
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Rim job rift drop

Rim job rift drop is where you’re playing fortnite and you’re in a golf kart getting a rim job but you go inside a rift and you’re in a rift drop
by Memes for paninis September 16, 2018
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drop like an earthquake

When someone thick AF just be gettin down on the dance floor.
by Thickm March 27, 2017
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Sludge Drop

Last night after she gave me a golden shower we finished with an epic sludge drop.
by stevo-74 November 18, 2019
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kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015
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dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.
Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?
by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008
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Drop Shooter

Person 1. Damn man did you just lose gulag
Person 2. Yeah this pussy ass drop shooter just fucked me in the ass
Person 1. Damn that kind must be a homosexual
by 69hahahaha funny number November 15, 2020
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