Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will

Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99

by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021

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Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

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Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".

If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

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The rules

You aren't enforcing the rules equally and if you don't want someone's kid to pay the price for your doing that you need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me.

Hym "The rules? Which rules? The boundaries policy at REM Wisconsin that state Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow cannot fuck the mentally disabled clients house at the group home on Danbar street in Green Bay Wisconsin? Or the Rem Wisconsin abuse and neglect policy that states I have to report any retard sex if I suspect that the clients are getting molested? Because I got fired from Rem Wisconsin for doing that! Except not soon enough. OK. I'll follow the rules. I have I reasonable suspicion the Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow and Marina Derfus molested one of the mentally disabled clients at the Rem Wisconsin group home on Danbar Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The clients name was Noah Kroll. He was charged with a sex crime related to a minor but was ruled legally incompetent due to the fact that he is an Assburger. There. I'm reporting them."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

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