Ol' Short Eyes

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.

Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!

by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022

Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'

bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease

by jamesbond2007 February 8, 2018

Brown-Eye Girl

A brown-eye girl is a girl who is always willing to have anal intercourse.

Yo, Sandy is my brown-eye girl. She's always down to let me poke her in the rear.

by Frankdarkly June 3, 2021

Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018

eye-tunes

where people rub and squeak their eyeballs into a song.

KristenVarjak(9:34:05 PM): haha. no.
MollyGolightly xF (9:34:10 PM): aha.
MollyGolightly(9:34:20 PM): why!?
KristenVarjak (9:34:36 PM): i don't have eye-tunes anymore.

by MollyGolightly December 19, 2008