Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'

bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease

by jamesbond2007 February 07, 2018

hairy jap eye

a term for Vagina

Don't show him your hairy jap eye

by i'm from N.Z July 01, 2009

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine May 25, 2012

Red-eye-Ross

When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.

That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.

by Stuky-D January 18, 2008

Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 27, 2011

A Sight For Blind Eyes

Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.

Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.

Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.

by Lolala11 September 21, 2009

Ol' Short Eyes

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.

Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!

by Cuivre2004 July 07, 2022