The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
Get the Alabama Jamesmug. A warehouse for robots that are trained to only be lawyers or doctors. People send their robots here to become successful, but the truth is that James Ruse does no training or teaching. The robots go to tutoring centres in order to keep up with all the robots, and the warehouse just takes the robots and their fame.
"I sent my robot to James Ruse."
"Oh, I must be so smart."
"Yes, but I spend 1k a week on tutoring."
"Oh, I must be so smart."
"Yes, but I spend 1k a week on tutoring."
by 230feighklo_boi July 3, 2024
Get the James Rusemug. Really count underrated as a vocalist and guitarist
YEAHH he was the frontman of Manic Street Preachers band
I love james very very much, thank u xx
YEAHH he was the frontman of Manic Street Preachers band
I love james very very much, thank u xx
james dean bradfield is cool
by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021
Get the James Dean Bradfieldmug. This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
Get the James longmug. by Tim James July 27, 2017
Get the Tim James disco stickmug. He is the kid in school who girls think he is hot but will never date him. He's usually quite in school but out of it he has fun. But the girls that like him are always obsessed with him
by idek123456 June 2, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. by Asheigh July 19, 2023
Get the Jamemug.