by Jizzues Christ December 25, 2017
Get the Chocolate Fountainmug. by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023
Get the White Chocolatemug. when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
Get the Frosted chocolate chip cookiemug. To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023
Get the Chocolate Gargoylemug. Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.
by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020
Get the Chocolate Giddyupmug. When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022
Get the Chocolate gummy bearmug.