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by anonymous April 9, 2022
mugGet the bromug.

Bro-note

Sleeping with a girl who denies having a boyfriend, but that you later find out does have a boyfriend. The Bro-note is leaving a note for the boyfriend under the toilet seat to let him know that it happened when he takes his next piss to spare him the misery.
My friend was such a bro the other weekend. He slept with this girl that claimed she was single, but later saw a picture of her boyfriend in her appartment. He then decided to do the only thing a real bro could do in that situation, leave a bro-note. Leave a note for the poor guy under the toilet seat that only he would lift for his next piss.
by Lukasbro123 January 18, 2018
mugGet the Bro-notemug.

bro

You are not my bro!
by Sand Mishra February 16, 2022
mugGet the bromug.

Eskimo bros

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
by Kekala June 29, 2022
mugGet the Eskimo brosmug.

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
mugGet the just put the fries in the bag bromug.

Sup bro

When you meet someone and you want to greet them properly
Random guy: “do do dooooo” You: Sup bro
by MarioMax12345 April 15, 2022
mugGet the Sup bromug.

Emi-Bro

An unholy offspring of anger and confusion. This creature lurks near young boys, but is ineffective against women. It has a migration route of Lithuania and Northern Ireland which it travels every 15 years. This creature is extremely dangerous and NEVER! puts it away. Kill on site!
Look out its Emi-Bro!!!!!!
Put it away Emi-Bro!!!!!
by Wee Goof May 8, 2024
mugGet the Emi-Bromug.

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