Friend: Hey lets go get some icecream with the gang!
Me: sure! i camt miss
A girl: Hello! could you walk me home, im scared of the dark..
me: Sorry guys, i gotta help this girl....
friends: YOU SIMP.
Me: sure! i camt miss
A girl: Hello! could you walk me home, im scared of the dark..
me: Sorry guys, i gotta help this girl....
friends: YOU SIMP.
by T0ky0_Err0r December 2, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”
by Rainbow toffee March 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew
-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Something I am, but something you are not allowed to be. Because two simps wont work in a relationship 🥰🔫
by Hehe im de simp February 7, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Someone (boy or girl) who finds someone attractive whether physically or emotionally (usually both) and thus, fangirls/fanboys over that person (to their friends or to the person).
by FishBerry August 1, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Simp, n. (1) A (shaved/waxed) vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. (2) An insult directed at a man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. The insult insinuates a man is a pussy for groveling to women for favor.
The term originated on reddit, and pertains to their adult subreddit, /r/simps, where users on that and other subreddits would insult someone by calling them a "simp."
The term originated on reddit, and pertains to their adult subreddit, /r/simps, where users on that and other subreddits would insult someone by calling them a "simp."
Yeah, he's a simp. He always buys her dinner, drinks, drives her and her friends around town and she never calls or texts him.
by Slysomulus March 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug.