kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 05, 2022

Kissing the chef

When you receive head from a person and then kiss them afterwards.

Addison gave me head, then started kissing the chef

by Thatnastyguy February 19, 2021

Scrotum Kisses

When two gays fuck, and their balls slap each other.

"Damn, Jesse fucked me so hard last night he gave me scrotum kisses..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole December 10, 2020

The Kiss of Meth

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.

After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.

by Lechero Supremo August 31, 2019

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015

National Kiss a Lacrosse Player Day

On April 10 everyone has to kiss a lacrosse player.

Oh yes it’s national kiss a lacrosse player day
That means I get to be kissed

by S_Nelly September 14, 2021

Double Cheek Kiss

when 2 girls kiss a boys cheeks, one on the left, and one on the right.

Emily: Oh my god, Ashley, Jake loved it when we gave him a double cheek kiss!
Ashley: I'm so glad he loves us!

by UrbanDictionaryIsReal March 15, 2023