A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.
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