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Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
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Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation
My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.
by Mevers June 14, 2023
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Slite Fire

A word used to describe something that is at its peak of epic-ness. Not only is it fire… it’s Slite Fire. The best thing to ever happen to a human being would be a perfect situation to use Slite Fire. A word found in the vocabulary of local stoner, kayaker, skater youth has been deemed the perfect way to exclaim how truly wonderful something is.
-Dudeee… did you see that guy huck the double backflip from that 80 foot cliff
-That was Slite Fire bro
by Bobbymcgaphry June 30, 2023
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Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.
I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!
by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023
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Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...
by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023
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Dumpster-Fire

A Dumpster-Fire is someone who never functions on a daily basis and can not pull themselves and their shit together
Our English is always such a Dumpster-fire
by Cheese Quasont July 25, 2023
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kpo fire

Kpo fire is an informal term in Nigeria used to refer to the activities associated with the local way of refining of crude oil into finished products. It involves purification, distillation and treatment of crude oil to remove impurities and separate it into different components based on their boiling point.
The activities of kpo fire is becoming alarming in our society.
by Chrisley August 18, 2023
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