Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 04, 2022

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Chocolate Bracelet

When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.

by ThickNessie April 15, 2024

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A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 08, 2017

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A euphemistic term for the butthole.

1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.

by Flung_Pu_Panda March 07, 2024

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Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.

Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?

by glazedpecan September 16, 2015

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When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 20, 2017

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The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole

by pupcorez November 04, 2021

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