chocolate dinkleberg

When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs

I had a Chocolate Dinkleberg for dessert ;)

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

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Chocolate Milkshake

Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.

Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

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A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.

This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle”

by Frankylover December 15, 2025

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Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

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Chocolate Frostbite

The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.

Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019

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