Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Baja blasting

shaking a bottle of baja blast and then shoving it up someones ass and then opening it while its inside

we doing some Baja blasting

by uyeeur December 15, 2021

Baja blasted

When a cup of Baja blast is thrown at someone’s face

“Did you see the girl on TikTok get Baja blasted?”

by The j-word December 16, 2021

Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again

Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"

by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022

the blastiods

Hentai in turtle

I saw a great the blastiods yesterday

by Little nasty 21 March 2, 2022