Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.

Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.

by Nsteezie November 5, 2019

Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW

Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019

Kevin Weiss

Sex God. Lock up your girlfriends, cause he will steal them like he stole mine. I have never been more depressed than I am right now. I hate my life. Kevin Weiss is truly the alpha male of Keenan Hall

Have you ever seen a peen as big as the one on Kevin Weiss

by impeachthePres December 16, 2019

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020

nelli weird

a girl who has trust issues because boy's use her all the time, she has commitment issues and will never actually believes people

Person 1: i'm talking to nelli weird
Person 2: she's a crazy person tho

by nelli weird January 14, 2020

Jacob Weibel

Jeffy and Mattyb lover. Also loves mahtomedi girls and motts

Jacob weibel has three mahtomedi girls as his top three best friends

by Skis do rn January 22, 2020